but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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