batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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