The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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