Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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