i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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