She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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