we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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