quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Damn victory sex feels great
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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