A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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