haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
