So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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