i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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