these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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