I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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