Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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