Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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