would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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