The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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