i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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