I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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