I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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