She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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