Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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