absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Randomize
