Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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