I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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