I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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