you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She's just so happy...and so naked.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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