alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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