Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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