dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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