if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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