Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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