I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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