i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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