I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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