This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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