I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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