I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
two words: eviction party
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
