I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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