Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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