I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
It's never too late to be topless.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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