I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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