Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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