he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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