when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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