So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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