Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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