if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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