Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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