Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize