And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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