I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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