ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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