Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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